Fire

Our masters have decided it’s more important to let some 19 year old generate misleading information on the fly than it is to keep people’s refrigerators running.

OH MY GOD tjhis is literally me

WOAHG that’s cool

I don’t know how I got here. But man am I glad

You see this? When you show the least bit of firm resistance, the reich backs down. The constant appasement and back-bending from corporations has empowered them.

(I suppose it’s also the fact that Harvard doesn’t rely on federal funding. But the point stands)

My brother I am going to find every outlet of escapism possible to cope with the reality that your generation had a massive part in creating. Sorry 💅

tape measuring app trying to charge my poor dad TEN DOLLARS PER WEEK. To measure with his phone camera.

i’m not sure why it’s so funny to me, but the chain attached to the front right wheel totally defeats the purpose of the steering thing

LOL LeBron’s no. is a gang sign now?

I’ll be your friend. We’ll do stuff together. let’s go smoke a doobie outside of the gas station and play with our tekdeks.

the fuck i would download a house, are you kidding me?

a little bit like this?

Awwwww : ( pleurer plus 💔

shit gonna morph into persecuting queer people real quick.

And then when it’s pointed out a bunch of mfs are gonna say. “Why are you AFRAID?? WhAt aN odd tHinG to sAy!! they’re only going after bad people!”

like shit brother. right on brother. Im sorry. I guess all those 1920’s lynch mobs were only going after criminals too then 🤷‍♂️. Matter of fact I bet no innocent people were hurt, and it wasn’t because of the color of their skin at all. Only criminals! /s

yes. and hurry up with it too

“i’m warning you” “oh, you really done it now” 😡💢 “i’m being SERIOUS this time” “why I oughtta” type interaction.

LOCK IN 💕you are the baddest bitch on the BLOCK 🔥🔥🗣️

this is so cheesy and geeky, it’s one of the first times scrolling through voyager has made me organically giggle.