Ukraine’s coming up on 4 years of war with an invading enemy that’s got more than 3 times their population. Of course there’s going to be some less than ideal military recruitment. The whole point of this article is stupid as hell.

Good. I’m glad he’s living in fear. Fuck Tom Homan.

Awesome! I’m currently pursuing a biochemistry degree with the goal of working in the cultivated meat industry, so this is super exciting to me! It seems the process is still too clunky for effective mass production, unfortunately. But hey - maybe that’s a problem I’ll be able to help solve!

Same planes, but I’m guessing that they could confirm by satellite that at least 12 of them are wrecked beyond repair.

God I’m so looking forward to seeing a +41 in the Aircraft section in tomorrow’s report. It’s gonna be like Christmas in June.

Einstein did once say: “I don’t know what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

I don’t think he foresaw a Russian using an RPG tube as a stick to whack a drone, though.

I’m guessing it’s the FPV drone. They’re strapped with explosives.

It’s a paradox; in order to realize he doesn’t have the brain cell, he needs to have the brain cell.

I definitely read “N.B” as “nonbinary” initially, and was getting annoyed with the author of the article for repeatedly using “he” to refer to the comedian, and then I realized: “Oh. New Brunswick. I’m dumb as hell.”

I give far less of a shit about how much the program will cost than I do about the fact that we’re building and populating fucking concentration camps.

Why on earth would I ever want to talk to you again?

You’re right, of course. They’re not ALL stupid racists. Much like rain also contains miniscule portions of debris which the water forms droplets around, MAGA also contains a core component of incredibly evil people, and a few run-of-the-mill racists of average intelligence.

If someone votes for a racist because their feelings got hurt by being insulted, then they’re a stupid racist, full stop.

Sorry you’re butthurt by OP pointing out reality. Do you also flip out when someone points out that rain is made up of water?

My cat and I have come to an agreement: I will not take the clothes directly around where he is laying, and he will not bite the shit out of me.

This feels like he’s doing some scammy bullshit, but I don’t know enough about shell companies and corporate fraud to state why.

Also, to add to this, Kirsten Gillibrand received half a million dollars in donations from AIPAC over the last 5 years. So it’s not at all unlikely that a Hasidic voting bloc would pick her.

No, that’s a demogorgon. A demagogue is a half god / half mortal.

And they sure as fuck aren’t going to vote in the 2026 Midterms either, cupcake.

I would love to hear your reasoning as to why you’re going to have more success trying to be nice to traitors in the hopes that they will no longer be traitors than in convincing someone that not voting against a person who actively hates America is a bad thing. I mean, you’re going to have to really put your foot into this one, because that whole premise sounds stupid as fuck.

No, I’m going to spend 2025 focusing on you idiot Democrats

Great. Continue beating that drum, you fucking moron. See how that works out for you. I accept your vote, but you will never get my gratitude, you Vichy motherfucker.

Edit: Oops - I’m sorry. According to your idiotic theory, my being mean to you means that you’re going to vote for a fascist. Please, Mr. Rational Guy, sir, please don’t vote for Trump in 2028 (assuming we still have elections by then) - I promise I’ll be really really nice to you! Fucking idiot.

See sweetheart

Ok, first of all, fuck you, you condescending fuck.

in order to win elections, you need to obtain more votes than the other team.

Hey dipshit - you do realize that 10s of millions of people just straight up didn’t vote in the last election, right? And that the number of Trump voters has been fairly constant since 2016?

Stop wasting your breath trying to coddle these fucking traitors. Focus instead on the people who didn’t give enough of a shit to vote against them. Maybe if we all loudly condemn the traitors and draw lines in the sand, we can shake a few million apathetic idiots loose in the process. Princess sugar tits.