one time the state of Indiana almost made pi equal to 3.2. This is the dumb shit that happens when you aren’t introduced to these topics in school. Please don’t return us to dark times.

like this

I love the detail of the Life Alert amulet on socks-with-sandals grandpa.

Thanks… but I wanted advice from a wizard, not one of their electric golems

Thanks!

Hello wizard,

May I ask what ur favorite “document management system” is (hopefully containerized in docker)?

Its giving kitchen sponge

I need to rewatch the movie Tenet

The folks who bought the Enron trademark/brand/whatever are a satire group that graduated into actually running a scam.

Originally when they started doing this Enron stuff, it was pretty funny. As I understand it, an unrelated group launched a cryptocurrency and scammed people using the name Enron that wasn’t affiliated.

Then in Feburary, the satire group scammed people with their own crypto coin. If you are ironically doing a scam, you’re still running a scam. Don’t give “Enron” attention.

Nitter link to Enron’s crypto announce tweet

Coffeezilla video on situation

NGL, the Enron hoodie Coffezilla has on looks pretty nice. The satire peeps should have just stuck to selling Enron merch.

Right? These laptops dont even have floppy drives.

On my Asus router, the relevent SSH screen is under Administration -> System and looks like this:

My router wasn’t compromised. If it was, ssh would be set to yes, and the sus key/port would be visible here. Please forgive the ultra paranoid purple boxes.

As far as IP blocking, I’m not sure it’s necessary, but I followed this link. It’s pretty easy to get new IPs, so if the attacker wanted to, they would do that. It’s more important to update your router.

Anyone who thinks absurdist humor is generational is a goober.

Here’s some absurdist boomer humor:

Fucking lol. I can’t believe that shit’s real and from Reuters of all places.

I couldn’t find the graph on an original Reuters article (they must have gotten embarrassed and pulled it down lmao), but Business Insider still has it on their version of the article

(edit: and this is just time vs murders, not time vs gun deaths, a better statistic for this)

Article doesn’t even say if Jeanine is a real laywer (apparently she is, not that it matters. She was a shitty DA according to her wikipedia page. She absolutely sucks, who knew.).

ABC should have probably included that in her article. I had to google it. Thanks, ABC.

From ABC:

One of Trump’s final acts before leaving office in 2021 was issuing a last-minute pardon to Pirro’s ex-husband, a longtime GOP donor. With less than an hour before his term ended, Trump granted one final pardon to Albert Pirro, who was convicted more than two decades ago on 34 counts of conspiracy and tax evasion after he was found to have improperly deducted over $1 million in lavish personal expenses as a tax write-off for his businesses.

I’m not even surprised. I’m more surprised she has DA experience.

Do you not charge it when you sleep? I don’t even have to charge mine every day because it’s pretty new and I’m barely on it. And I use GrapheneOS so it’s debloated.

I have to sign in to 2-5 programs to complete service for customers

I use shared terminals so I have to sign out when I am done

Each task takes about 3-4 minutes of computer work, feels like most of my time spent is typing in a 15 character password in 2-5 programs. I do this all day, 8hr shift, graveyards.

I just change a single digit number on this password when the 90 day rotation happens. Typing it in incorrectly 3 times gets me locked out, a call to IT. I work for tips, no time for that. My work environment is distracting, noisy and stressful, so even if I wanted to use “best practices” in choosing passwords, I really shouldn’t.

Management refuses to replace keyboards that aren’t in good repair. Several have keys that stick.

I type in a 15-char password probably 100+ times a day.

my phone is dead for 2fa

Lmao skill issue

pushes glasses up nose well actually,

Radiowaves are electromagnetic radiation (like visible light and microwaves). Sound waves are kinetic motion between air molecules. Your music radio is receiving electromagnetic waves and converting to sound waves through the radio speakers.

I’m not a biologist or a linguist but I think its perfectly reasonable to call a device that captures inaudible sound a radio. But it is different than your music radio.

Apparently I am this obtuse

I bought a plain black wallet at walmart because idgaf.

Apparently this is a “man’s wallet” and its completely reasonable for my coworkers to ponder why I have borrowed my husband’s wallet for [insert coworker bonding activity]

I did not get this memo. Apparently I need a guide to acting “normal” and like a ciswoman even though I am a ciswoman. My debit card couldn’t care less about where it lives.

I don’t really think this comment has anything to do with yours. I just felt like venting. Sorry.

All wallets remind me of vaginas. They are flappy things, and you put stuff in them.

The fediverse isn’t ready for this level of sarcasm. Look at those downvotes, lmao.

duck duck go has been giving me AI summaries / suggestions

You can turn it off but if your cookies are cleared you have to do it again.