They’re both a little obtuse, but the drive thru operator is written to be puckish and the customer is just obnoxious. That our friend the professor over here has such strong opinions about the reasonableness of the customer makes me think that perhaps they are being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Or are a bigot, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. In either case nobody here is going to change their mind.

God called their souls home. Of course. HE works in mysterious ways but we do live in His universe and we have to trust His wisdom.

that one’s on my side. I pay it in calcium.

All that money and he can’t buy a lawyer willing to tell him to shut the fuck up

I’m not afraid of some punk ass rambling gambling skeletons. I just beat an evil fucking wizard to death with a tire iron and stole his shit. I’ll cast fireball on those overactive boney bois.

Maybe they just really hate the uk

so is this a tacit admission that easing sanctions on Russia was a bad move

This sounds like a house md deleted scene

Hot take: all artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

What is a tree?

If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

I dunno. It rains in Portland too but every time I’m there I see loads of people on bikes.

Given the right bicycle it’s pretty easy, but that’s beside the point. The question is why don’t people use bike lanes that seem pretty nice on the surface of it, right? There has to be a reason other than “bikes suck and nobody wants to ride them,” because in some places people go everywhere on bicycles and they love it.

So what, really, is the main difference between those places and your town, if it’s not the quality of the bike lanes?

That sounds expensive. How many roads have such bike lanes? Hypothetically, if you wanted to replace a trip to the grocery store, how useful would they be?

I have literally never seen the idea of a 15 minute city being restrictive anywhere other than the ravings of Alex Jones tier wingnuts. Everybody who actually pushes the concept just thinks you should have a grocery store, a doctor’s office, a library etc. near your house.

Edit: and don’t get it twisted, nobody is saying you should be forced to relocate either, it’s a guideline for urban planning.

If people aren’t using the bike lanes it’s usually because they’re shit bike lanes.

They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called “Australian black widows” over here

Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

Boomer humor is funny sometimes

Do the dolphins aim the pee fountain into the whale urine funnel?