eatmyass [he/him]

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Cake day: July 9th, 2022

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  • Happy Tree Friends. I first want to say I never enjoyed this shit, but in college I went to this dude’s apartment with my roommate to smoke weed, and we’re just sitting there sort of fucked up, and he goes “wanna watch Happy Tree Friends?” Neither me nor my roommate had heard of it, so he puts it on, and goddamn why the fuck anyone would want to watch that shit, much less watch that shit stoned, is beyond me. Immediate vibe killer.

    Of course my roommate and our friend were literally laughing out loud, and I’m sitting there stoned reevaluating my friendship with these people (probably a good thing in hindsight). And these were dudes in college, I think we were sophomores and he was a senior. The humor is like kindergarten-tier, like those are the “kill Barney” jokes an obnoxious 5 year old boy makes. I never thought those jokes were funny then, but it’s one thing for an immature child to make an edgy joke like that, it’s another thing for a graduating senior to consider the same edgy non-joke that only exists for shock value and nothing else, made over and over ad infinitum across numerous videos, is the height of humor. “Oh you guys are gonna like this one, he dies in a crazy way in a second. Oh! Did you see that?” Dude was rewatching videos he had already seen.

    Needless to say I stopped hanging out with these people.




  • Robot Chicken is literally just a “kill Barney” joke stretched out to 15 minutes and told by adults instead of obnoxious kindergartners. Never liked that show. Happy Tree Friends-tier humor, just absolute bottom of the barrel.

    I have real and visceral anger towards South Park and also Family Guy and Call of Duty, which was the unholy trinity of what middle school boys were into when I was in middle school. There’s a lot I fault my mom for in my upbringing, but one thing I am very glad she did in hindsight was not allow me to watch those shows, cause lord knows I wanted to. Those shows were so ubiquitous in those years though that I can’t help but feel I picked up some bad messaging from them just through osmosis because most of my friends were into them. The first I ever learned of climate change was through my friends telling me it wasn’t real because that’s what they heard on South Park and then showing me the Al Gore manbearpig clip. I don’t think society has yet had a reckoning with how damaging those shows were.














  • yeah as I say this is something I did when I liked the owners. Seems like you’ve had a tough relationship with the owners. Thought it might be something to try since you felt guilty, but if you don’t want to, then honestly do not feel guilty about leaving. A job is a job, you don’t owe these people anything, especially if they’ve ignored their business themselves. Part of running a business is dealing with turnover, if they can’t deal with you leaving then that’s on them.



  • I once had to quit a job where I really liked the owners. At the end of the day it’s your life, and this is just a job. I liked them though, and it was a very small operation. I was also quitting with no plans for what I’d do next, so I told them I’d stay on until they found someone to replace me. Took them like a month or two to find someone and get them ready to start. Maybe you’re able to do something like this. Although I had other reasons that I had to quit at the time that weren’t just I hate the job or I found a better job so idk.