Man, all the texts from unknown numbers I get are just scams or people claiming I owe them money, how does one get put onto the fun text list?

Ok, can someone now make a stage play of this so we can have the title

Nirvana the band
The show
The movie
The stage play

Then we make a movie based off of the stage play then a show based off the movie based off the stage play based off the movie that’s based off the show and we can have

Nirvana the band
The show
The movie
The stage play
The movie
The show

I just say “come on man, look at me, of course it’s gonna be mild.”

That’s a good point.

Do you trust a shot at the obvious trap, giving out your location?

That’s pretty shit Camo.

You know Amazon would try to crash that attempt.

You hear that boys, only valid criticisms of capitalism are allowed! No more silly ideas or fun observations, only serious valid points.

Ohhhh Jesus Christ! FENTON!

It’s an oldie but it always makes me piss myself laughing… The desperation in his voice, the absolute ignorance of Fenton *Chefs kiss* perfection.

I’ve never been to America and even I know not to be a dick on a New York subway.

Joy is the theft of productivity - Corrupt Corporate Cunts

Identity theft, that’s what’s going on!

Fun.

We gotta stop hurting the feelings of capitalism! We’re gonna make capitalism cry!

It’s nice to be nice to the nice, but it’s also nice to be a cunt to the cunts. Be a mirror and reflect their attitude back at them.

Who the fuck cares.

Could also be worded a bit weird.

Well, judging by the downvotes, not many people got that, so…

Yeah, well, if you don’t want me to devour the entire buffet, stop making your food so damn tasty and also fix that weird thing where Chinese food disappears from your belly half hour later and you’re hungry again… Then I might eat a respectable amount of your delicious food.

Seems like you’ve tried it already, you weird fuck.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.