Whatever man. I read the TOS.

*unzip meme

To rip out the computers and shove in a few analog controllers making a half decent electric truck. To hack it.

Why do you feel the need to have a banking app? They tend to be super invasive and can’t do much you can’t do online.

Yes. I also ordered another orbic wonder (probably my 5th) but this one showed up in an opened box, so I aint gunna chance it. Will use it for music. I assumed the most secure second hand phone under 400 would be an iphone.

Just ordered my first iphone. :s

Sounds like the kind of place I’d bring my family to.

Stun gun or taser? If it shoots barbed electrodes, it might be worth carrying. If it doesn’t, you’re much better off with pepper spray or a knife. Both will have longer lasting effects.

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they’re likely to die there. The people that say they haven’t made good music since the XX’s probably haven’t spent much time searching for music they’d like.

Reminds me of the old “Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?” Would be a heck of a threesome.

I got it! We’re within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I’ve used the word “innards”. Lol

Wait… Are we simulating black holes yet?

It’s just black holes all the way down.

Aren’t they the cutest nightmares you’ve ever seen?

I’ll never forget walking through my grandfathers yard and noticing that with every step I took, I’d see a few dart away from me. Only saw them when they were crossing the tops of flat clove leaves in the grass. Wouldn’t have known they were there, otherwise. They were everywhere, out there. Every square foot of grass. Was curious enough to find out what they were and much to my relief, mostly harmless. Still, tresspassers caught inside, get the death penalty.

I’ve crawled under nearly a thousand houses since then and never got bit, despite undoubtedly being covered by different kinds. Still panic if I catch em on me, but I know I don’t have much to worry about here in the PNW. The coast and valley are pretty safe. Rattlers and widows are more common east of the valley.

I used to keep golden star stickers in my wallet for this occassion. I probably still have them all somewhere…

I disagree. Evolution would accelerate if everyone had a gun. Also, the kernel has grown out of control. OpenBSD for the win!