Dave Coe

“Ability” and”disability” aren’t opposites. The ability to climb stairs would be lost given the disability of having no legs.

My ability to climb stairs would get worse as I aged. My disability would get worse if I only had one leg and lost a second.

Still need a picture.

Rorschach

GABBA GABBA HEY

Is there a summary of this somewhere?

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

• Machiavelli

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.

One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

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Stop eating your Legos.

Palestinians.

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

“heirloom gorillas” lol

I wear them on both feet.

I think it’s still in the attic. Now, all I need is a landline.

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”