Hugh Mann. Now that’s a name I can trust!

(V) ;,; (V)

Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.

Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.

:.|:;

Yeah, sounds like a lot of lawyer weaseling that amounts to “yes we agreed to help you, but technically we don’t have to, so go fuck yourselves.”

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side

No, Sriracha is a spicy sauce made from hot peppers and garlic. You’re thinking of Siddhartha.

They’ve been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It’s what subway uses to toast sandwiches.

“This frustration of reading the tabloid press… it would easy to become convinced that the human race is on a mission to divide things into two clean columns… Good or evil, healthy or deadly or natural or chemical… Everything organic and natural is good, ignoring the fact that organic natural substances include arsenic and poo and crocodiles. And everything chemical is bad, ignoring the fact that… everything is chemicals. Everything is chemicals! The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.”

— Tim Minchin

This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You

Who can say no to a piping hot bowl of slut soup?

No, this is Garfield

Yeah my favorite was always this one:

Like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like

I’m under court order not to answer that question.

Oh cool, that’s better.

slowly the Trump administration began to understand the nature of Putin’s regime

That’s a very charitable way of interpreting Trump’s latest reversal. I’m sure she’s just being diplomatic, but she’s offering Trump and his ilk far more grace than they deserve. That alone is strength I don’t think I could match.

Menu translations are hilarious, but this does sound like an LLM mistook “chicken pops” for an eggcorn of “chicken pox” and described it accordingly, though it may not necessarily be the restaurant that used the LLM. It could also be an auto-generated summary from a search engine, for example.

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

Hands down best twist ending