I am so glad you joined Lemmy. You are so hot and fun

Tisk, tisk. No one likes to be disturbed during dinner

May I have the side as my main dish? :P

I really like this!! The scene and the postures of the two people seem so realistic. At first I thought it was odd the woman was wearing sunglasses, but then I noticed how bright each screen was and the sunglasses made sense :P

I’m not a nurse or doctor, but I’d guess they’re about as dangerous as anal play could get - which includes life-threatening. Shell fragments are strong and quite sharp in a body area not at all designed for physical protection. The cost of a cut inside you is the contents of your colon getting into your blood and abdominal cavity. And if you need to go to the hospital, you’re probably getting surgery. Super yikes!

Medical articles, not about eggs specifically but about foreign bodies requiring medical attention, for anyone curious: Systematic review of rectal foreign bodies in older men: humanistic care and a novel challenge for society, Repeat presentation of large rectal foreign body requiring surgical intervention

Oof, that sounds like a close call - I’m glad you made it through!

You’re sexy and funny

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Can confirm, your butt looks great. Lovely photo and scenery too!

Very hot! I’d love to be spanked in front of others in a sex club and fucked awake 🤤

Thanks for sharing your beautiful body with us. I too like Muesli ☺️

/s, right? I think on some level you might wish you were in better shape, which is completely valid. I know it’s difficult though - I just ended a long sedentary streak myself. Redirect the energy in your comment to addressing any needs you have for more physical activity or other self-care. (Aerobic) exercise has so many benefits it’s a safe bet. Find something you enjoy, as it’ll be much easier to stick to it. Sending good vibes your way <3

Nice pic!

Great question!

What kind of spankings do you like to give? Lighter and playful, or more forceful and severe ;)?

I love the varied colour of her labia, it’s very distinctive. I’d eat her out in a second 🤤

Great hair, great ass. Waiting in that pose could attract attention 😉

That I’d want to kiss/suck/fondle your breasts and massage your beautiful body, especially around the breast area 😎

Yum!

You’ve got a lovely cock! Nice length, girth, shape, veins. I’d love to see the fully exposed glans/head