Of course it is since it was useful and fair to people

I’ll be fine without your stupid glasses douche bag, thanks anyway

Oh yeah, that’s definitely going to become a law real soon. I trust our lawmakers to make this a top priority

This seems hilarious from all the angles

mostly dcss & heroes of might and magic 3 lately

cool, now we get to see submarine drones in action

Ouch, my brain hurts… even the distractions are intensely stupid

edit: reminder, Trump fucks children

The very least the US could do is stop enabling the genocide with weapons. Extra credit for assassinating Netanyahu

Fuck yeah! Lets nuke some shit with a usb drive!

For fuck’s sake, don’t give him any ideas!

Good prices and great stabbings

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It’s real shame that he didn’t die much earlier

The daily winner of the stupidest fucking thing I read today award. Very steep competition for this prestigious award.

That pretty much explains it

I have loved The Onion recently. I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember there was a fairly obvious drop off in writing quality for a number of years so I didn’t pay much attention to it for a long time. Now it seems that they got new talent or the writers just got better with time.

Perhaps the president is anticipating that SCOTUS will revisit libel law and extend his extraordinary series of wins there

lol, extraordinary series of wins. That’s one way to put it

That’s how incompetent morons think. Least shocking thing I’ll hear today

Go America!

I like his enthusiasms