Is it working @captainlezbian@lemmy.world?

… I should call her

Oh my god, they were roommates!

Still applies

Well, if you want to keep the game lore intact, and surprise your veteran players, call it a “bearbug”.

-“In front of you, you see a bearbug”

-“Do you mean a bugbear?”

-“Did I stutter?”

woah woah, bear with me here…

Is it holding you at gunpoint?

This is what a bear would say to lull us into a false sense of security.

Grond

I can’t use that eye wash, I have special eyes!

Can’t wait for brontoburgers.

Kinda what happened to battleships in the era of aircraft carriers and submarines?

Sir Mix-A-Lot would be utterly dissapointed.

You are their envoy! You are their messenger!

Tell us, oh enlightened one! What is the ancient ones’ word?

Whoever told you Democrats are leftists told you a big BIG lie. With some exceptions, like Bernie, and maybe AOC, most democrats are centrist, or even “economically right wing”.

The technical terms are very similar. The only issue would be the colloquial terms.

He totally looks like he turns the console off when he’s losing. And not only as a kid.

Owning a boat

Pros:

• You’ll be able to survive the rising sea levels caused by global warming.

Cons:

• You won’t survive the super hurricanes caused by global warming.

I read somewhere:

“If a movie with Tim Curry is rated one star out of five; he’s the reason the movie got that star”

More like:

"Inside of you, there are 2 apes:

One is a Chimpanzee, who wants to throw its shit at everything, and kill and dismembered anyone that has mildly inconvenienced you.

The other one is a Bonobo, who just wants to chill out, and maybe fuck to let all those frustrations out (and maybe kill and dismember the ape that’s hoarding all the food and resources for itself)."