I’m so happy you are one of today’s lucky 10,000.

I actually wonder how this affected Arby’s because every Simpsons fan I know quotes this.

And the one time I went to Arby’s, it was real disgusting.

I stopped for years so imagine my surprise when I was seeing their games for free/extremely discounted (like $2-4) on Steam.

Still didn’t buy them.

Also Ubisoft.

“Garcon? I’d like one of your… Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you.”

“Ah, riding the subway carriage with the undesirables. So freeing of burdens like spa appointments and dinner at Dorsia. Just pure animalistic travel.”

I remember when we wanted a war against ban rock music, comic books, and “violent” video games.

Reminds me of that kid who ate a snail on a date and had brain damage and died in pain years later.

Fucking brutal.

I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

• Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
• What was this actor’s favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
• What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?

In my gaming community, all those visual novels were coming out and people were losing it.

And like dude, those games aren’t for you.

The layoffs at Rock Paper Shotgun made me concerned that they were being neutered by their corporate overlords.

But the past few months, this and the stinging review about eriksholm gives me hope.

Ah, so become the company that sells these background checks?

Laravel brought life back to PHP for me. It’s elegant. I feels like speaking.

And PHP 8 is light-years away from the garbage I grew up on.

Taxpayers contribute to the economy. Taxes go to the government.

By arresting them… They don’t pay taxes.

Is there just a lot of empty space between their heads?

A decade before the meToo movement, old people would just be all creepy AF and we would just shrug at it.

Like a 70yo grandpa drooling over a college girl and go, “Id love to eat her ass” and Grandma is like, “Oh you!”.

I havent seen it in years but yeah what the hell.

😭

Right out of college, with a bachelor’s degree, rolling burritos.

Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.

Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.

Every self-proclaimed libertarian I ever met gave me a different reason why they’re a “libertarian”, bashed fake libertarians, say they’re the only TRUE libertarian, then voted Republican.

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If the nerds can figure out how long it’ll take to jerk off everyone in the audience… They can figure out how long it’ll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.