A lot of terraform and docker compose files could fit on a floppy still.

Actually, that might be a fun thing to play with. It might not have data. But you could back up a good amount of config and deployment information and have a system to restore data to.

Media seems to care about sensationalism. What someone says is so much more “newsworthy” than what they actually do.

They also very much treat each statement as if it were fact, and do not push back on them.