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This is 196, any (non-tankie/phobic) post is good post

Nim Chimpsky

Boss makes two-ninety, I make a cent

I’m gonna lace his coffee with fent

Birds are not real unreal!

Bove deez nuts

C’mon you apes, you wanna live forever?

Flash bulb circuit on a disposable camera

Waaay worse than a wall outlet

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Yes please!

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Said manner being hurricane relief search-and-rescue operations

I’d imagine they’re pretty careful about that, since the first harvest isn’t until the tree is 15-20 years old, and they can live for 150

Cork harvesting isn’t very harmful to the tree

https://corkinstitute.com/harvesting

Studies show that regular harvesting generally improves the trees health and vigor.

So your first date will be all of your dates (just the one), thus all your dates (singular) are firsts.

As soon as I read the statistic I came to the comments to find this or to comment it myself XD

Isolation, exercise, shaved head

You a monk, friend

I was gonna say that in my experience the “security deposit” should just be considered money spent. Generally, if my landlords could find any reason to, they’d keep the whole thing. If they couldn’t, they’d make one up.

I had A landlord who was pretty chill, most apartments in the area had monthly or 2-weekly cleaning checks, but we only had one in the several years I lived there. We went above and beyond to show our appreciation for the relative lenience

We came back after the cleaning check, and the kitchen floor was covered in a sticky film. Then we got a cleaning fee charge. Turns out, the landlord hired someone to do the cleaning check, and offered to pay the same person to clean the apartment if we failed. So they inspected a spotless apartment, told the landlord we failed, mopped the floor with undiluted Fabulouso, and called it a day

Our landlord refunded the cleaning fee, but if they hadn’t I doubt there’s anything we could have done.

If only I could be so grossly incandescent…

Unfortunately, it seems your phone also didn’t have its glasses on =(