What about women whose asses name is not Harry? And do the women wear the tank tops or the asses? I’m confused.

Even if it is part of your contract, I’d still suggest you talk with your boss about your plans beforehand. Just so both sides are in the same boat and your employer can also plan ahead, knowing that you’ll be gone for two months next year. Otherwise they might not even allow you to take all your time at once.

But your employer is forced to proactively nudge you into taking your days off. If they request you to take your vacation and you still don’t do it, they might even be required to suspend you from coming to work. A least for the minimum of vacation days per year that are required by law.

They can’t just say nothing, wait until April and say: Haha, now your PTO is expired.

ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful

A fucking mistake is when you accidentally enter the wrong whole. Or a teenage pregnancy.

Destroying the country for cars was not a fucking mistake, it was malicious intent.

Are you sure it wasn’t the other way round and she has bitten into a mousse?

That’s normal in duch. Everything they say sounds like a drunken Brit trying to poke fun of the German language. It’s just impossible not to love it.

They also love to work with sounds a lot:
Fiets=Bike Bromfiets=Motorbike
Schuim=Foam Piepschuim=Styrofoam

It’s Mousse

I’m not the most social person myself, but I can still comfortably stand 2m away from a cashier, say “Hi”, “Card”, “Thanks, bye”. That’s all the interaction that is needed, and it’s still a lot more relaxed than having some poor dude ask me to unpack all my shopping to check if I accidentally forgot to scan a yoghurt. So no, thanks I’ll boycott self checkout as long as possible.

Back in the good old days I used to play kmem-roulette: Write a random value into a random address of /proc/kmem until the system crashed. That was much more fun, as on the way there was also the possibility that the kernel might just start wreaking havoc in some random files. No wonder they removed the kmem file in the end.

No, that’s “indiot”. “Invincible” means to not be eccentric and weird.

Capitalism works when people can participate

OK then, let’s allow all people to participate by giving everyone their fair share of Amazon and other big businesses.

I’m all for communising them. I’m just not sure that capitalism is the right expression for that, but I can’t come up with a better word…

I’m still waiting for someone to build this into a tank. It probably wouldn’t help your fighting ability, but you’d for sure be the Oest G on the battlefield.

🎶Never gonna look down 🎶 Never gonna show up 🎵 Never gonna get up and hurt you 🎶

There’s only one great season. Sadly it was quite short this year, at least where I live. https://song.link/i/549480694

What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.

I had six so far 🙂:
New Years, Good Friday, Easter Monday, Labour Day, Ascension Day, Pentecost.

There are only 4+ ²/₂ official holidays left in the rest of the year though:
German unity day, Reformation day, 2 Christmas Days. Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are ½ a holiday each.

Or she marries a really bad carpenter: Breaking Bed.

I’d love to see a spinoff where she marries a bar keeper who is really shitty at his job. Name of the show: Shaking Bad.

Every month is wild. Do the electricity prices change based on the season or why can’t they just calculate the average over a year?