Imagine if a great artist had some notebook sketches, and his son finger-painted all over them and then tried to sell them.

I’ve always loved the dimples in hard tack, I assume it’s so the weevils can feel like they live in apartment buildings.

You need a defense from a SAM man.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Yeah, how much did you lose?

That’s not what your mom said.

This must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.

That’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.

Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”

Add a gorilla-sized bullet proof vest to that order.

Laser-guided bath bombs.

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.

😁

Atlanta is the Delta hub; I try to make the location relevant. Like the new drone article… there’s a drone base outside Sugarland. Shhhh, don’t tell. 🙂

Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

There are no smoking signs all over, but you’ll never see a no exploding sign on a plane.

I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

He doesn’t like to ask for money, but the artist has a patreon and I support it.