More like a haymaker.

I’m honestly beside myself.

First it’s “I can kill you whenever”, then it’s “I saved your life”. Kinda sounds like maybe you can’t do anything, dude. What an asshat.

Agreed, it’s looking snazzy OP.

This guy can vote and drive.

But would she have a split diff?

Fly high, moot. Be free.

Does truth social have an app?

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.

They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

This reads like German citizens who said they knew nothing of what was happening at concentration camps down the road from their town. Absolutely despicable. “We’re a very moral community” my ass.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Not trying to cause a rash of emotional outbursts at work.

Godspeed you crazy bastards. Glory be to the Ford super series vehicles. I’m glad they’ve still got a “Fuck it, we ball” division. Shelby would be proud.

What even is this headline? What the hell is going on? Did I fall asleep reading an Onion article and descend into some Kafkaesque nightmare?

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z!

The future is bright… and beige.

I’m more of a Neutral Milk Hotel guy. Better rewards program.

Can you afford not to have 64gb of RAM?