That’s very shellfish of you.

I liked it the first time I played it, when it was called tiny tower.

The idea that she had one on-hand already speaks volumes

Nestle and it’s not even close.

fake human head

I’ll have to check it out.

Superman on laundry day

‘elections in four years’… I wish I had your optimism.

Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

I mean, five dollars is five dollars.

I’d suggest both Balance: Unlimited and Undead Murder Farce.

Yeah, that first movie was a huge gamble, but by gawd did it pay off.

If you ever have a problem and call the cops, you now have two problems.

Jfc.

On a related note, I think we’re pretty close to finding the owner and operator of the Orphan Crushing Machine. Any week now.

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