My LLM is now explaining how a CEO has no real purpose and someone paid much less can make decisions based upon how board members or stockholders would react.

Her sexual orientation has no effect on swimming skill, sir!

Whats the one thing you will always remember you ate and felt absolutely disgusted afterwards?

For me it was KFCs Double Down.

The real convo we will never hear about until its revealed in some obscure court case:

Phil Spencer: “We would like kernel level DRM on your Steam Deck in order for Game Pass to work.”

Gabe Newell: “Hahahahahaha! Let me know when you retire Game Pass. k thx bye need to print money.”

Drip Card incoming!

I’ll let you know in a few minutes after this big black dot goes away from my vision.

Maybe it was the jewish lazor defense system that twitter had as a top result for over 24hrs before the hospital explosion.

Holy shit. You and I must be living the same life because it has literally been the same experience.

Its exhausting to a point.

Its easier to just walk through security and pretend to be a TSA agent.

Homicides went up in WA state. Interesting, I thought they had the strongest gun control measures in the nation.

we should all just love one another

Where have I heard this before?

You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules… again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.

Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

Shoulda been busy fapping. Big Brother stops watching you as soon as they realize you are just jerkin it to freaky stuff like ‘Treasonous Blowjobs’ and ‘How do I defect my hard on?’

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

To think… there will be children soon asking “Who is Lady Gaga?”

They probably have better benefits and work-life balance than most employers.

So does this mean that those who can barely afford to pay for medical bills still have to pay them while those that are unable to pay will never have to?

In other words those who can barely pay will see their rates, premiums, fees, bills go up to shore up the cost of those who cannot pay.

Can we just all collectively say fuckit and only those making $1M+ a year should be the ones who have to pay?

Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won’t happen again, it was a one night standing review.

I does actually. What drives people to hoard things when they see headlines that an item is in limited supply? See the similarity? FOMO for the American consumer is a heluva drug.