Please.

I’ve had a black hole where my heart used to be for the last two and a half years.

RFK Jr. pulling a God Emperor of Dune.

Probably this.

Dude stole my phone too, and my password for my main account is something I can’t remember and had to save to iCloud. Unless…I just remembered I may have changed it.

Pfffaaaaahahahahaha

It wasn’t destroyed in a wreck. I got into an accident and fucked up the front end.

Was still going strong at the half hour mark. Then I blew it out because I was bored with it.

Made a makeshift votive candle or whatever these are called out of a Pringles can. Got a timer going for how long until I have to frantically stomp on it to put the fire out.