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And then several conservative states voted to enforce “age verification” wholesale, with garbage implementation that serves no one but identity thieves. Fuck politicians.

If I order boneless wings, I know that they’re not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that “boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless” goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.

He can still appeal, but they can start enforcing the judgment by taking money from his accounts or otherwise seizing assets.

I once saw a slogan on a button at a street vendor in Washington D.C. “Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?” It’s stuck with me after two decades.

I was not ready for hot goth Girlfield today.

It still works on Firefox and Chrome. If it’s not working, the likely culprit is Hardware Acceleration needs to he turned off, which you can also do on both browsers.

Why is Amy standing in for Leeloo instead of Leela?

Damn. I thought it was to get around copyright bots.

Yeah. How small are they if we turn their ashes into synthetic diamonds?

“That Time I Obliterated my Brother’s Body and Spent an Arm and a Leg to Get His Soul Back.”

It just talks about the SAVE program, so nothing brand new.

First thing I thought of. Write an article when the fish start growing three eyes.

Seems more like a shower thought than a dad joke.

You can harvest all from each double cultivation chamber, but not from more than one at once.

Also, yes. The double cultivation chamber replaced the large planter. 2x2 plants per “room” is the best you’ll get for a freighter.

Self destructing in a little under 24 hours.

Agreed. People being awful in theaters has been a long-standing subject of countless jokes. It’s not in any way a new phenomenon. “Please silence your phone” adverts after the trailers happened long before Covid came around.

Only thing I thought was a painful cliche in the movie was the “no, I won’t kill the villain (after mowing down all of his minions like they were nothing) because I’m the good guy!” trope.

I remember Honey Ohs tasting amazing. I bought a box about a year ago and it wasn’t as sweet and flavorful as I remembered. Looked it up and yup, they changed the recipe.

Aright, I’ll admit, that got an audible guffaw out of me.

“Homemade” usually implies “made from scratch” rather than “warmed up inside the house.” I’d consider a waffle made in a waffle iron as homemade, but not sure how said waffle ends up looking like an Eggo toaster one.