“We need to write a fake message about this scenario, what do we do?”

“I mean usually they would say something like “Your Cock is Tiny, KYS” or sommit.”

“No no, we can’t have that, the parents would be up in arms, how about “your willy is rubbish”?”

Fucking clownshoes, but book banning activists used a realistic bullying scene (out of context) in a book as an excuse to ban said book.

You joke, but the “could” there is loadbaring, because it could mean literally anything. The people who decide this are the website or the government, and the government isn’t telling us what “could” means.

In short, anything the government wants age gated can the age gated and websites are over-age gating to cover their arses just in case.

The UK: We just age gated all content that we decide could be harmful to children, resulting in mass surveillance, scams, and dodgy VPNs.

Australia: Hold my Beer, mate.

You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.

Was… This in the UK?

This option is available through every major internet providers app in the UK. Few people utilise it.

Do you want my facial recognition?

*Sobs in UK*

Nope.

Here’s the thing about Labour: It used to be a left wing party. That all changed between 1979 and 1997 as it shifted to become the party of Tony Blair and now it’s basically the Tories. The Tories too have shifted right and during the last Tory Admin, Labour shifted right to get more voters from the Tories while the Conservatives shifted right to take more votes from Reform.

NOW DRAW HER TELEPORTING BREAD!

free them

No, this is mainly due to the different ecological environment and also the destruction of American History bar some of the nationalistic elements by the US government and Capitalism.

Hey what the fuck China?

The idea that the only Habitat of the Goth is the American Shopping Mall is a misunderstanding, as it is the habitat of the American Mall Goth. Here’s some other places where you can find Goths:

• New Age/Witchcraft shops (The Witchy Goth).
• Metal bars/Nightclubs (The Metal/Tradgoth).
• Medieval/Victorian Old Towns (The Lesser European Dark Academic Goth, The Greater European General Goth)
• Second Hand Bookshops (The Greater European Dark Academic Goth).
• Museums (The Medieval Academic Goth).
• Glasgow Central Station (The Glaswegian Cathouse Goth, also sometimes hybridised with the Electric Trainspotter due to interbreeding).

UK here. Everyone has an electric kettle, even those aged 80+. They’re seen as a household essential.

English: We have one definitive article: “The”.

Me: OK, that’s nice and simple.

Scots Gaelic: Our’s is a little more complicated. We have “An”, which becomes “Am” for words beginning with B and P, for words starting with an h as the second letter (Th, Bh, Mh…) we use "A’ ", and for plurals we “na”, oh and if the first word in a word is a vowel, you slap “h-” onto it.

Me: OK, a we bit more complex but I can vibe with it, German what’s your Definitive articles?

German:

You know what this means, some fucked up shit is happening in heaven.

Yes

Updated the terms of service to say that you cannot sue them and have to submit to arbitration.

Isn’t that just biofuels? Vegan cars would be such an ecological disaster. Veganism is pretty green but the idea of using loads of land for car fuel rather than food would be a massive problem. Even if they did eat just grass.

In fact, if they did, would we be required to give all our lawn clippings to the council for biofuel processing? Would having a lawn go from an HOA requirement to that of a government law in America for example?

Oh, my sibling in sin, I will tell you things about railways you wouldn’t believe, like a proto-railway that played a role in the 1745 Battle of Prestonpans, or rope haulage, or how the Ffestiniog Railway in Wales was designed to constantly go downhill because it was opened in the 1830s before steam locos were both powerful enough or widespread enough to be practical.

Sit down, I’m going to tell you about how the inventor of the RORO Train Ferry died in shame.