“If the dilator causes pain at first, it only indicates great need of the treatment” so

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

Had to change the access policy for the windows update file so windows would stop trying to download 11 on my last windows box. Every now and then it still tries to update and shits itself because it’s not allowed.

nah, buried them all. Gotta dig the full 6 feet trust me

*everyone who can think

Never liked Star Wars. The original trilogy. I watched it and nothing no sense of adventure no tension just blah. The new ones are worse, watched all of those too but they fail even harder for what feels like the same reasons. To be clear I fucking love Sci-Fi books/movies/tv shows doesn’t matter. Some of the starwars books are ok like anything with Kerra Holt in it

I could never get past Loial not having expressive ears. Like 90% of Ogier emotion is described by the positioning or movement of their long ass ears

Alabama

but I think it lives in Kentucky now

There isn’t as much rise on the west coast because they are sitting on a huge subduction zone that’s propping them up. When it goes it’s going to be nuts. cascadia subduction zone

The gall to fuckin rip off a comic premise and then put “OC pleas don’t steal” under it

You gotta know the movie rule tho. If it’s a movie, animated or not the monster is real

when people ask what your hobby is you should say “shipping”

someone go check on alex. Dude is eating off newspaper and using squeeze bottle jam

oh no douchebags are gonna stop bothering people the horror

test plant on grug before eating

I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia

hey lets feed the guessing machine crime data generated from policing by a bunch of racist ass cops. No way will the resulting “predictions” be racist