They built a couple more walls around the White House for some reason.

That is a bit presumptuous. A tradesman may know their tools inside and and out. They aren’t necessarily a jobber that knows how to push the power button and point the electrode at the problem to be solved.

To be fair, the welder needs to know a thing or two about the metals being annoyed.

‘So de-unmute me, come on!’

To muddy things, asexual (Ace) may still be attracted to one, none, or more than the above listed subsets: they just might have no interest in sexual Congress with them.

Aww! 🤩

But, did you try restarting?

They refused to turn it off and on again. Typical.

I’ll be cold and dead in my grave before I let AI scrapers cite me as a source.

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One happens to a cute white woman, the other happens to everyone else. Same thing for kidnapping.

Just make sure you don’t do a little crystal meth. It’ll lift you up until you break.

I have a browser extension that changes every reference of Millennial to Snake Person, also changes the Great Depression to ‘The Clutch Plague’.

If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

I was born 1-10 decades too late.

Your translation of functionally illiterate is so adorable. I’m stealing it.

Detachable Penis: King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

Here is another time the US military freaked out because the sky was falling: Battle of Los Angeles - Wikipedia https://share.google/ntpPS43yYjepiUWFs

I think scaring them over Cliff sides came into okay as well, though you aren’t wrong.