January 20, 2009 12:00-12:05 EST?

Do you want your banana plantation to burn to the ground? Because this is how you get your plantation burned to ashes.

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When they did that in the hunger games it came off as cartoonishly evil.

I ate a salad wrong last month, stabbed my self in the soft pallet with a lettuce steam and had a sore throat for 2 weeks.

Don’t comply in advance, don’t take it for granted that the next election won’t happen. They want you to cancel that election, don’t do their work for them.

He is a real La-Z-Boy.

Technically correct, but most Americans understand how sales taxes work, so calling a tariff a sales tax works as a metaphor to explain tariffs.

Captain Steven Rodgers.

The death penalty should be used only for white collar crimes and violations of the public trust. These crimes have the greatest impact on society, and usually have the strongest evidence reducing the chances of a wrongful conviction.

Best political movie: The Matrix, it’s a clever allegory for lived Trans experience and the oppressive system of capitalism.

Best apolitical movie: The Matrix, it’s a fun visual smorgasbord that redefined how action movies were made for decades. Just a fun story about a boy and a girl with lots of guns and explosions.

Weird, sometimes Republican headquarters just do that.

Weird, sometimes they just do that.

The internet has ruined me because I looked at the part code and snickered.

Is an M67 a Leaflet?

Elon Musk is a real victim, instead of having “more money than anyone should ever be able to amass or dream of spending in one lifetime”, now he only has “more money than anyone should ever be able to amass or dream of spending in one lifetime”.

A few months ago one of the Mods had a power trip, decided to move the community to .world, the Community disagreed and moved to:

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford_Act

This is one of those cases where you can’t use logic to talk someone out of a position they didn’t use logic to get into, it’s probably going to take an emotional appeal. Also try not to be confrontational, attacking their beliefs might just cause them to get defensive and shut down processing what you say.

Republicans say Defund the police? We are through the looking glass, up is down, down is up, democrats have a spine, dogs and cats living together!