Will no one rid me of this troublesome president?

“Casted” is not a word.

The past tense of “cast” is “cast”.

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet

I freaked out when I saw blood in the toilet after a shit. Went to see my doc. He looked at my butthole and said “it’s hemorrhoids, I can see them”.

Offering the frog to Wiggog Y’wrath.

His social media tweets aren’t actually policy. No one who is actually supposed to collect tariffs has any idea how much they are supposed to collect nor do they have a way to do so.

E Pluribus Anus

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS, ONION!!

7.8 miles per gallon, while carrying around 300 people. That’s not really all that bad.

If they are citizens it’s not “deportation”, it’s “abduction and human trafficking”

There’s only profit to be made if people have money to spend.

60% chance of recession, 40% chance of a depression. “The Greatest Depression”

If I’m being honest, this helps me understand and visualize the leg muscles.

Serpico

Google is your friend

Or duck duck go

Whiskey with grenadine (cherry) and orange? That’s a varient on the classic Old Fashioned.

Not to side track into the political, but that’s why Trump is bloviating about Greenland - the future potential of shipping via the “northern route” when the arctic ice melts in a few decades.

Opiates are not prescribed nearly as much as they were a few years back.

🎶blah blah blah blah GALAVANT!🎶

The 1/3 drilling holes in the boat are doing so because the boat is taking on water and obviously they need to drill holes so it will drain.

No amount of evidence, facts, logic, etc will convince them that their “common sense” is not only wrong, but actively making things worse.