My old dog could easily reach her own tail. Didn’t stop her from chasing it, though. She would just turn around, chompdown on it and spin in circles. Sometimes for minutes straight.

While that genre sounds interesting, I refuse to listen because Hank Williams III is a fucking neo nazi.

First they came for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

I got a new sound system for the Superbowl and the center channel didn’t work. Didn’t care. I got crowd noise instead of Tom Brady’s rambling. It was wonderful.

Maaaaybe an Alfa, but I’m not buying a damn Fiat.

Yeah, but it’s not sanitary to “only touch your pants.”

Last time you took a shit, you touched those same parts of your pants, then washed your hands afterwards.

Beer is arguably the foundation of human society. Grain (and the harvesting of it) is a building block of civilization, and beer is inextricably linked to that.

Right. I’m not gonna drink a cup of it, but I fucking love vinegar in a balanced flavor pallette. Hell, maybe even a bit unbalanced. The other day we had a hazmat spill at work and used vinegar to neutralize it. Smelled so goddamn good I had to make buffalo chicken for dinner.

Fuckin hell. I don’t believe in Jesus, but I still somehow think that Trump is the antichrist.

What happens if we have a scandal about water?

38 and not doing great.

What does he mean? They have an Applebee’s. And a Dave & Busters.

Metalheads. The nicest people in the world cosplaying as the toughest.

Do ten evil things each day. We can only react to so many.

… so maybe fucking do that?

Nobody should be surprised. The Nazi’s ideas of eugenics were born in America. In 1939 the second-largest Nazi party was in America. A lot of Americans at the time thought we should be fighting for the other side.

It was pretty eye-opening when I was in Germany and Austria a couple years ago and heard people parroting the EXACT right-wing taking points I hear in the States.

Mmmm. Don’t forget the Sriracha.

Don’t do the Nazis’ job for them.

I agree, but also they don’t make their money from sales. They make money from AWS servers/ services. I would bet that they lose money or maybe slightly break even on every sale of a physical item.