Fuck yes, that kid’s got big things in his future. Hopefully less cobra mauling, but it’s looking promising, I want to see him in politics in 20 years. Can you imagine someone topping a campaign slogan like;

• “Govinda killed a cobra as a toddler, can you imagine how hard he’ll fight for you now that he’s an adult?”

• “A cobra couldn’t kill Govinda as a little baby, what chance does Opposition Party stand?”

• “Vote Govinda, he’ll cut the corruption off at the head.”

Anyone who doesn’t know by now has not only not been paying attention to any news of any kind for the last year, but also the 14 years preceding this one. I can sympathize to an extent, but fucking come on, how could someone be 100% unaware of how fucked the situation has become?

“I flew to Sudan/Libya/Syria/Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan/Pakistan/India for my vacation, and couldn’t believe the state of the place! How come no one told me that there was an ongoing war/civil war/terrorist attacks?!”

So close, came within 3 in my 3rd guess.

Explosion chamber? Big deal, my ass has one of those too.

 * Canadians @ American made goods and services *

* real estate agent pries Crying Room door sign off wall beside walk-in closet filled with lobster tanks *

@ ‘fuck antifa’ scrawler

TDSB spokesperson Emma Moynihan told the Star that the school has since determined there was no need to cover the photo, as students are “permitted to wear cultural attire in school.” The TDSB did not say who made the decision to cover the photo. The yearbook will be reprinted for those who want one, Moynihan said. When asked why the principal had told students the sticker had been a misprint, Moynihan maintained that the board’s statement was accurate.

Fucking liars, unbelievable. It’s so plain to see too, just a painfully shit attempt at censorship and obfuscation.

It is, the respawn rates are insane by modern standards. 0/10 would not recommend, stick to the movies instead.

Thank you for the TL;DR

If any person(s) in particular is directly responsible for this, I’d really appreciate it if you could sack all of the credit agencies, not just Equifax.

I’m getting flashbacks to NES Rambo seeing your comment. First ragequit, fuck that game lol

I can’t be the only one who was rolling their eyes reading the CBC’s recent story about Bill 5: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bill-5-protect-ontario-by-unleashing-our-economy-act-guide-1.7542478

Bill 5 would scrap Ontario’s Endangered Species Act and replace it with an entirely new law called the Species Conservation Act, which critics say waters down protections.

The most significant provisions: changing the definition of a habitat so protection would only apply to an area immediately around an animal’s den or nest, and empowering the government to overrule the province’s independent scientific committee that classifies species as endangered or threatened.

The government calls this a “new approach” to protecting wildlife, plants and other species, and justifies the changes on the basis of efficiency.

I’m reminded of the Looney Tunes episode, “No Parking Hare”, on that particular point in fact. The lack of sincerity in the proposed watered-down revision couldn’t be more clear.

Almost as though lackluster fines as penalty aren’t effective at repairing the damage caused by corporate corruption, amirite? Better give them another slap on the wrist instead of breaking up their abusive corporate monopolies. /s We should look to Bell, and break up grocers working in collusion to artificially inflate prices: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup_of_the_Bell_System

It’s a nice thought, but even useless people have money. Just think of the last 50 dumbasses you talked to, almost all of them at least had some pocket change, and it’s likely that at least a half-dozen were moderately successful.

Not so funny, not so ironic. It’s purposeful, they aren’t doing it accidentally.

Breaking news next month: Ehud Olmert suddenly commits suicide by hurling self from balcony of penthouse suite.

Oh damn, that’s it, you just have to share to generate it? Nice, thanks.