The employees described security as being generally lax: While there is chain-link fencing around the property, there is no security at the gate to stop people from getting on the grounds.

Ah yes, a federal prison without gate guards. That makes so much sense.

Just let the assassin sneak in the front door

Tent cities may seem cheap—they’re certainly less expensive to build than brick-and-mortar jails—but they’re very pricy to operate, largely because more staff are needed to deal with the logistical challenges. In 2018, Vox found that it cost $775 per day to house an immigrant in a tent city vs. $133 to $319 to house them in a traditional detention center—and just $4.50 per day to let them stay in the community with an ankle monitor. Alligator Alcatraz will cost taxpayers a whopping $450 million annually.

Fiscal conservatism, ladies and gentlemen

The venn diagram produced by users of these 7 products is a nightmare blunt rotation

Inb4 the alt right turns this homophobic somehow. The igaydiated wasp epidemic

People are broke and cant afford to survive.

In other news, water is wet, and the sky is still blue

More at eleven…

41°c is about 106°f, and paired with the average humidity in Japan that is an absolutely lethal temperature to be at. For example, the average July humidity in Kyoto is ~83%

Thats a heat index of over 133°f, or 56°c

Normally Im a live and let live kind of guy, but it would be nice to burn that shit to the ground and watch their faces as it goes to ash. I cant imagine how wholesome that would be

Felons of a feather flock together

BEARTACULAR

Im surprised any newsmax host would get backlash for saying anything, considering it is literally news handcrafted for people with the least critical thinking skills imaginable

Im gonna go out on a limb and say the 50 kids being watched by one person barely past being a teenager themselves were probably up to no good and causing a disturbance. How the hell was one girl supposed to watch more than 50 kids appropriately during international travel?

Lmfao dude get your head out of your ass. I hope tanking this entire country was worth it just so you can play pretend when it comes to your sense of ethics. Im so glad people will be starving in the street here next, while genocide in Gaza goes on unfettered, thanks to holier-than-thou dumbasses like yourself. Congratulations on everything youve accomplished

Thank god Donald “clear that whole thing out” Trump won then. Surely his aspirations for Palestine as “great beachfront real estate”, placation of Netanyahu, or the distractions provided by disruption of the entire world economy havent prompted a worse situation for Palestinians than was already occurring. Rest easy knowing this would all be so much worse under Harris, if it werent for the genius actions of the anti-Kamala keyboard warriors

I applaud the news media for finally moving away from reporting that “Epstein killed himself in prison” and instead opting for much more vague language like “he died in prison”. Considering it seems really really unlikely he killed himself in prison at this point

True blue “stewards of the environment”

The CGT champagne trade union said the punishment was not sufficient.

“What we are asking for is the downgrading of the harvest” in the zones where the offences were committed so it could no longer be used to produce champagne, said Jose Blanco, CGT general secretary.

Every year, around 120,000 seasonal workers are recruited to pick the grapes grown across 34,000 hectares (84,000 acres) in the Champagne region.

Its peculiar to me for the trade union to be demanding these areas be unclassed as fit to grow grapes for champagne, as that isn’t supposed to be a political thing. Or so I thought at least it was botanical.

It seems like the trade union would want these regions unclassed because the value of their grapes would inherently increase if some of the supply of grapes for real champagne was artificially reduced to even less than 34k hectares. It feels like theyre just leaning on this opportunity to make money more than giving a shit about the actual issue. Otherwise why wouldnt they just call for the businesses growing in the area to be forced to hand over their operations to someone else?

“We were going through torture, physical aggressions, psychological aggressions,” he said in a video presented by Saab.

Saab’s marketing department really trying out some new tactics. “When I think of crimes against humanity, I think of Saab”

At press time, Congress had reportedly voted to close the rutabaga loophole

“PBS and NPR were chartered to provide objective journalism,” Bozell wrote. “Instead, we got drag shows for kids, gushing coverage of Democrats, and silence or smears for conservatives.”

This is that “reality has a liberal bias” hitting hard. PBS and NPR are the only forms of media that still abide by the fairness doctrine and present an actual “both sides”. No matter how ludicrous one side may be, they still do their best to present it in a way that sounds like it isnt insane. Their only loyalty is to presenting information in a way that doesnt align with any particular bias.

So when they present both sides as level-ly as possible it isnt insane enough for far right nutjobs who are used to gargling fox news all day, even though it certainly doesnt treat far right perspectives nearly as harshly as it should (given the facts of reality).

At the end of the day, this a death knell for the truth in an already post-truth era. Fuck all the assholes that voted for this and fuck this country in general at this point, honestly

Calling the death of Del Monte foods a tariff casualty while attaching graphic evidence that Americans just dont want canned fruits and vegetables anymore is pretty stupid.

People are now more health conscious on average than American consumers have ever been. Most consumers are wise enough now to realize that if they want greenbeans or whatever its best to buy fresh beans and cook them. The canned alternative has so much salt in it that it might as well be a corned beef hash.

Like seriously, if you put as much table salt onto fresh cooked beans as comes in the average can you wouldnt even find them edible anymore. That is the death of Del Monte. Not tariffs. Tariffs were just the death knell of what consumer behavior already started decades ago. No one wants to eat 30% of their DV of sodium in a serving of beans