Exodus 2, you say?

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.

A Tenth of Myself in my ass

At least it survived the oversimplified logo epidemic.

Wait, can you eli5 why multifactor authentication (MFA) (and maybe also 2-factor authentication apps) is “fuck off” levels?

Is it privacy concerns or something bigger like more points of failure for overall security? Or smaller like not every one has/wants a smart phone?