Yeah, they’re an Ace Combat protagonist.

When I was 12, I released chlorine gas into my room in the process of trying to make oxidiser for rocket fuel and also did a bunch of other stupid shit that could have maimed or killed me. Don’t underestimate kids.

Yeah, I read about that yesterday and I have none of the documents listed as a valid form of ID. If this was passed, I wouldn’t be able to vote.

Don’t we have enough garbage in the ocean as it is?

What the fuck were you playing that was so expensive that it makes you think that games are for the rich?

Homeless go home

I don’t shop at Target because their stores smell weird and it’s a sensory issue.

I haven’t stepped foot inside a Walmart since I was 6.

Ah yes, Lemmy.world

AKA “I can’t believe it’s not Reddit!”

On this episode of false dichotomy…

I just tried it again and the problem seems to have fixed itself

Is measles that ‘woke mind virus’ Musk was talking about?

Youtube seems to be blocking that for me

I say we put all the idiots into a big bucket of hydrogen peroxide or some other oxidizer so we can have an infinite supply of oxymoron

I have like 40 empty prescription bottles in my sock drawer

None of the new weapons are objectively better then stock, they’re all sidegrades (except for maybe the crusader’s crossbow for medic because the stock syringe gun sucks)

If you really don’t like them, there’s a mod you can install that removes everyone’s hats and cosmetics.

It’s because more information is encoded on the X chromosome then the Y, having two copies of the X chromosome makes it less likely for a mutation in that chromosome to cause cancer because there’s another non-defective copy to potentially diminish the mutation’s effect.

However stupid shit like that probably sways the needle as well.

lol I have 3Mbps down .5 up for 40$

I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like “I don’t need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!” and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.