MS Teams: you are out of office
Me: excuse me what? I am right here, with nothing on my calander to put me in the out status.
Teams: nope, not there. Out and offline. Me: I’m right here! changes status twice to prove it
Teams: since you are clearly not present, I’m going to do updates. restarts
Me: 🤬
Teams, already restarting: OH THERE YOU ARE!
Everyone so concerned about artificial intelligence that they forgot natural stupidity is still the biggest unsolved issue.
the neat part about how this kills you is you don’t just die, you turn into interesting examples of physics!
Pooh: Eeyore why are you aways sad?
Eeyore: I have a nail in my ass.
Pooh: Oh.
reddit already censored all the times I said “elongated muskrat”
I have neighbors that are waiting to be told they “get to” pull thier guns and shoot “the libs” so thats not going to work.
I need something like this for when people use “loose/loosed/loosing” when they mean “lose/lost/losing”. I feel like I can’t say anything to them because I am a walking collection of typos autocorrect and grammatical errors…
the Super mocking gun!
I’ve felt more free to express my thinking here than I ever did elsewhere. Except for a tech focused one that I got dogpiled on by people arguing in bad faith about the crowdstrike fiasco.
need to make enough noise that even with reddit trying to supress it and deleting removing and shadown banning people still learn of the alternative.
I recal lots of joking about being paid by the word, even he himself made jokes about the length of his novels, when he was dying while trying to finish the last of the story he said Tor would have to invent a new binding method because he was going to fit it all into the last one, no matter what. Sadly he didn’t have enough time but left enough worldbuilding behind.
I think they might have been some of my favorates in part because of the length tbh, I’m a very fast reader.
Lotr’s time use and verbosity is nothing to me, I’ve read Robert Jordan’s works.
I think this is the first time an opinion has triggered my gag reflex.
!lemmysilver
or better yet, no parties at all and force some of our morons to actually learn their candidates beyond just party lines.
I did, and I feel the need to remind you Rand Al’Thor had espisodes of insanity and a disembodied homicidal voice in his head. Sure he saved the world, but I wouldn’t want to be there during one of his fits trusting him not to accidently explode me.
neat, I learn new things today
Every👏accusation👏is👏a👏confession👏or👏a👏plan!
I suddenly remember all those 80s and 90s sitcoms where the friends live right nearby and wall right into each others homes without knocking and just start talking without any greetings. This picture is just as unrealistic.