TL:DR

1. John Deere tractors
2. Viagra
3. Ray-Ban aviators/wayfarers
4. Gillette blades
5. Botox
6. Polaroid film
7. Nicorette

All the aid in the world is worthless as long as the IDF keeps shooting up the crowds trying to get food.

If you’re not interrupting him as he’s flapping his gums, then it’s not actually instantly.

Carl Sagan would approve.

Honestly, given that her whole thing is the climate crisis, just about the only more disrespectful thing you could’ve done was name a cryptocurrency after her.

Gotta milk the cash cow.

Jokes on you, I run around with clothing turned off, so all his bits are dangling in the wind!

Hey, no worries, man. That’s just how it goes sometimes. Appreciate the generosity anyway!

Ooh, AER Memories of Old, please, and thanks. That’s been on my wishlist for awhile.

Why not do go-karts or something? Y’know, as long as it’s during business hours.

Nah, they’ll just find some way to blame Biden.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Really makes me almost wish that we could keep his head in a Futurama jar. Then put it on a shelf where the only thing he can do is watch a 24/7 stream of documentaries about his legacy being all the ways he fucked the world.

Platypi don’t!

“Retard”, probably.

What, like some sort of communism? That’s crazy talk.

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.