You’re gonna gain hyena bite strength? Aww, I’m still gonna have to crush bones with a rock like a heckin’ ape

Yes (sorta maybe)! They were pillars, no dick topper, and may have been covered in algae. There’re also signs of animals living within them. Truly the trees of their time.

My aunt jane had a plant and now shes sick. Photons are coming for our health!

Oh, I know!

wE sHoULd KiLl HalF oF ThEm

Haha I have been gatekept from the meme (/j). This is utterly incomprehensible; have a good day.

looks like Free Real Estate to me

aeiou aeiou aeiou aieou aeiou aeiou

So basically, D:

A win?? No, it’s something to fight over! Delete the light mode image or else! /s

I was hoping someone else articulated this better than me. When I read OP’s screenshot, I heard “Your dick got hard when we showed you sex. What are you, gay? You’re gay, aren’t you?” Which doesn’t really follow. Thats just bullying, I think. The scientists were bullying the homophobes lmao.

And, like, they’re probably sometimes correct. I conject homophobia is a mask worn by homos to blend in around homophobes, and then the paper you linked hits me with

These findings confirm the importance of considering the variability in impulsive processes to understand why some (but not all) men high in homophobia have homosexual interest.

and wow, this really does confirm my bias! Thank you for sharing

Smarter Every Day pushed Young Earth Creation talking points in a video where he tears up remembering his time developing guided missiles :(

I liked Mark Rober until about ten seconds ago, too :(

Its a raw youtube link (I’m a cave-dweller) so I’m putting it here: https://youtu.be/VPSm9gJkPxU?t=1615

He is the Messiah!

And by it… let’s just say… my rickcissel

this says its the first two letters of each word

Thank you! Thank you for your baldness Mr Vise President Sir

/s

WHAT I didn’t even see the eyes! That is so precious

google "en passant methodological naturalism"

“Jarvis, fulionnnnnnnhhhiggng”

“computer”

Can I get a vibe check on “Bug Wound”? “Bug wound” feels a bit more inclusive.

I think the last non-mosquito bug wound I got was from a cicada i was moving out of my kitchen. it tried drinking my blood?? like sap?? it hurt but it was cute. it didn’t wanna leave after, either.

"The meme said I’m a good guy, so I must be“