Bill can be the first to visit an AI proctologist to pull his head out of his ass.

I miss the wild days of usenet.

A hundred? Those greedy fucks would do it for a nickel.

I once, in the dark, grabbed my wife’s Estrace and started to brush my teeth with it. I don’t recommend it.

He should go as Tommy Tubashit since he is the expert on branches of the US government. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/

He will probably just throw another interception with the ball.

Daniel Jones just got $14M for one year. He should be emptying the trash from Meadowlands’ bathrooms.

Obergefell allowed gay marriage. Obergefell v. Hodges 2015 https://www.wlns.com/news/resolution-introduced-to-overturn-obergefell-v-hodges/ Lawrence is sodomy laws are unconstitutional. Lawrence v. Texas 2003 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/thomas-wants-supreme-court-overturn-landmark-rulings-legalized-contrac-rcna35228 Griswold is right to use contraception. Griswold v. Connecticut 1965 Loving got rid of anti-miscegenation laws. Loving v. Virginia 1967 https://pwperspective.com/republican-senator-suggests-supreme-court-should-reconsider-loving-v-virginia/

“They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!” Has he not paid attention to the majority of Congress? There is a reason they won’t do shit about manipulations and insider trading.

https://www.yadvashem.org/odot_pdf/Microsoft Word - 6254.pdf

The thing about tokens, they get spent. First: Roe overturn. Completed Second: Obergefell overturn. In process. Third: Lawrence overturn. In process. Fourth: Griswald overturn. In process. Soon: Loving overturn. Coming.

Go forth with my blessings.

D-E-V-O

Comcast story. I had issue with phone and cable working but no internet. I had idiots on tech support keep telling me to restart the router. Me: The phone I am calling you on is connected to the router and will drop this call. After several hours, turns out that internet had been mistakenly canceled by my wife and it took them six months to turn it off.

I haven’t been full banned yet but have grown tired of the amazing levels of stupidity. I caught a temp ban for incivility for writing “Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment.”

Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

“I will fix everything by being a dictator on day one.”