I clicked the “random” button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

I was there for self harm

nah. not good to store it in such a warm place

I had a razor blade hidden in my phone case. I told them about this during intake when I realized they would probably give it back to me at some point.

They thanked me for telling them, and then said something to themselves about how they should check every phone

Intake procedure at a psych ward. They look inside your phone case before giving it too you for your visiting time, or whatever

That costs money. I have to buy the right to hunt on public land or I go to prison for poaching

I can only do so on land that I purchased. Or on someone else’s land I purchased the right to do so on

nb is already used to mean “non-black”. The phonetic spelling “enby” is used to prevent any confusion

You can choose what, when, how much, and from whom, but you are still are still forced to do so. Choosing which person puts me at gunpoint doesn’t make it voluntary

Por que no los dos?

An mst3k episode probably wouldn’t hold up under fair use. It uses a substantial amount of the original work, doesn’t really transform it into something else, and does negatively impact Tjardus Greidanus’ ability to profit from the movie if he chose to sell it

Would be nice if he could try doing something useful as a change.

It is like the majestic seagull

What?

That is… less impressive

Does the intel number include integrated graphics? If not that 8% is fairly impressive

Technically an arcade I believe

“Kill me”

I go by Rowsdower on most of the rest of the internet. Stupid amazing name