I was juicing kale for a while… It tasted like bitter stagnant mud.

That’s an insult to weed man.

Gotta stick with the classics.

Love my Crafty, but I’ve loaned it out, so I’m just using the Mighty for now.

It’s missing the dingleberry you twiddle while inhaling

Hey, it’s medical for me too man. It’s my no-go-back-to-booze medicine.

Yeah, testing for weed now-a-days in any state is just fucked up and stupid.

Hey man… sshh… don’t tell anyone, but you know, if you let that grow a little more, you can smoke it an’ get you high man…

purty weed!

I use them to top up my high when I feel like a whole bowl would be too much.

The Foundation trilogy is good, but he actually linked all his Spacer books, Robot books, Empire books, and Foundation books together in an interesting way. Asimov can spin a damn good yarn and you can’t beat him for vast epic stories, but of the old-school sci-fi guys I slightly prefer Heinlein for one off stories.

I can highly recommend “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” by Robert Heinlein. I can’t believe they never made it into a movie.

Glad it’s not just me.

whoa… duuude…

I think perma-grin is the medical term for a shit-eating one.

Dude…

So hot. I love those knee highs!

Just realize if you see a professional lady she’s going to know her business and will be more comfortable and experienced than non-pro girl you might date or hook up with. I agree, there’s nothing wrong with seeing a pro! But each partner has a different sexual experience level, etc.

You look super cute!

I have this same machine! Change the stroke length to shorter to start with, and start with a smaller dildo to get the hang of it. Take time to get it lined up properly.

I wish I got to be on my knees for you like that! She’s so lucky!