I mean, it makes more sense than “pickle”

I like excel for many things. Not all things. Not nearly all things. But many things.

I’m very new to programming and somehow have a job where I have to write Python scripts. Someone on my team mentioned that we use AWS and now I’m scared. Can someone explain how you accidentally rack up such a bill?

What’s the success rate? Oh yeah, over 95%. Get outta here

Put this on the screens in times square until the genocide stops.

This reminded me of my first childhood dog. He was such a a good swimmer. Your skill is on full display here

Just because they survive doesn’t mean they’re resilient in the sense that they won’t have trauma.

My whole world is crumbling

Frustum-culled memories need fixing in the next patch.

Over here loving my 60%. It’s all about modifier keys y’all. That 60% actually has all the keys your 130% and more all within reach.

BREAKING: slugs have begun salting snails with more than one shell. This has been a net positive for everyone.

We need to disappear this regime.

GROND!

Don’t pay. Debt strike.

Why was this blocked by an instance filter?

Mostly harmless

I hope he gets so sad he just ends it for us

I can see it now. A new show on HBO where Toy Andy has to deal with the metacognitive turmoil of knowing he was a boy who owned these toys and now understands they have had lives all along.

Don’t attack fellow citizens who were bamboozled. Redirect your energy towards the fuck in charge

My phone is how I stay up to date, get important news, and find out where there are organized acts of resistance to join. So no.