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3 months agoWell, that’s a relief. The US has been running dangerously low on assholes lately… /s
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“And just like that, Gregor had finally found his audience. The only thing that bothered him was their bagpipe interrupting his funniest bits.”
The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.
“Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely within this tomb?!”
“Yes.”
“May I See it?”
“No.”
Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”
Just the good people of the Blur Boar Pub doing god’s work, steadily battling shrinkflation one cob at a time. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-pub-goes-viral-gargantuan-9596401
"A Leicester city centre pub has gone viral online on account of its humongous cheese and onion cobs. The manager of The Blue Boar pub on Millstone Lane, Jo Kearley, said they get comments “every single day” on their gargantuan size, but admits that they can’t now start making them smaller. She said: “We don’t want to be labelled with the whole ‘shrinkflation’ thing. Our sort-of saying is that we aren’t ‘just a cob shop’, we also sell beer.”
Inception, keep DiCaprio