I was actually going for “frock”, but thanks to you, I learned a new word today!

No, you’re thinking of thawed.

Fraud is a type of long robe or gown

No, you’re thinking of pioneering psychologist Sigmund Freud.

Fraud is when a rope begins to break one stand at a time

It’s with noting that the adventure paths and Paizo one-shots are also all very well-written (from the perspective of a novice GM). I’ve sat down with a group of 11yo kids after giving the adventure a 15-minute glance and been able to run a pretty decent session with next to no prep time.

I believe that’s the point of the original meme. I hesitate to say “whoosh,” as you did eventually get to the the same interpretation, but you definitely took the pretty blatant subtext and made it text.

Then again, I still upvoted you

Except you do level up if you continue to practice and learn new skills.

yes, they’re called ICE agents.

I would listen to music but in 90% of times that music is controlled by my phone

I highly recommend trying to listen to albums in their entirety, if for no other reason than it makes it easier to turn it on and then not touch anything for the rest of the album. Personally, vinyl works really well for me.

chronic exposure to time dramatically increases your chances of getting terminally old.

It seems pretty clear that they have a significant amount of intrusive thoughts about sexual assault and think that abusing people from a position of power isn’t bad enough to merit removing Neil Gaiman from “nerd canon.”

Honestly, it’s stomach-turning enough to make me think they’re just trolling.

the cake is a lie.

I chortled at that one

nearly exactly what I came here to write. It’s not “despite;” it’s “due to”

Son in Law is one of my partner’s favorite movies, and even being introduced to it in the late 2000’s, I can see the appeal. Peak Pauly Shore. Plus, there really aren’t that many Thanksgiving movies, so it’s right up there with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for the Mount Rushmore of Thanksgiving movies.

Kerbal Space Program has tons of mods that add realism, including a “realism overhaul” and a “Real Solar System” mod that also adds a realistic sky box

IIRC, the seven canaries are all disguised ancient gold dragons, and Bahamut himself is known as “the platinum dragon,” so murderhobos should prepared to get their shit rocked.

True. My in-laws live near Brainerd, and they don’t get to use the sleds or the ice house near as much as they used to.

Kinda. It’s not snowy in terms of sheer snow fall like the West Coast or the Rockies, but it’s cold and once the snow falls, it’s there till spring.

I was gonna say, the next few in line could George W. Bush, George Bush Senior, Eisenhower, Teddy Roosevelt, etc.

Much like The West Wing

Edit: not that it’s much of a comedy, but it’s definitely a fantasy about how the executive branch should work if we had halfway ethical and competent people working there.