One of my favorites was using Japanese full stop (U+3002) in place of periods in a bare IP or anywhere you would use a period in a FQDN (fully qualified domain name). Only tested in Chrome at the time, but the browser would “correct” it for you and take you to the intended page.

There’s always that one guy that claims to go to the shooting range everyday and could wrestle a bear. At the very least he could keep the gator amused until animal control gets there.

I use my feet, mostly as a utilitarian reason for having bought thigh high toe socks.

Probably flew premium economy. Or at the very least, still got priority boarding with mileage status.

By their logic, not even the EU and the Western world could be considered democratic because oligarchs and corruption exist.

Why don’t we just roll down the car window of the outdoors. Checkmate climate scientists.

Maybe he was a locker boy.

Never taken an economics course, but assume that their version of a required ethics course has more to do with bootlicking.

Wouldn’t want to be in the room when he does, don’t even want to imagine the smell.

Cook up a new conspiracy fiction about how fruits and vegetables are actually bad for us and the most healthy meal for Americans is red meat and potatoes. Something something the liburul death machine has been playing us for generations.

Confluence is implied as being part of the lower parts of the pyramid yeah?

The greatest power of the US military is being able to quickly deliver implements by which they will fuck your shit up, including but not limited to fast food joints.

If your need to quickly fail supercedes staying within the confines of the law, take a swing at someone working at the testing site.

The grave robbers were the cancer.

Well yeah, that’s why you gosub lunch

For me it lasted about two weeks.

Also Catcher in the Rye, though maybe that’s a better example for reasons Americans shouldn’t read books. Probably could’ve gotten a few more years out of Lennon.

I’m sure people like the mayor, going the extra mile kilometer to preserve freedom of expression does a lot of the heavy lifting.

The return of the McRib

You get three strikes though, I think that’s pretty lenient