This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this unless you’re doing some kind of roleplay thing with your partner in the bedroom. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby’s dog or some shit.

some ps2 games had boob jiggle physics.

I will never understand the obsession around computer-crashingly good graphics. They push your temps to the max and computer components don’t start throttling themselves until the temps are a little too high so that your shit will stop working sooner so you have to buy a new gpu sooner. Why can’t they let us control the thermal throttling temp, huh? Fuck that 99 degree celsius shit. “99c is acceptable temps for laptops and gpus” my ass.

Pixel art isn’t a necessarily a positive selling point to me but if the game is good and the graphics are good enough to be able to tell what’s going on without having to get high on drugs first, then its fine by me. Ps2 or xbox 360 era 3d graphics are the sweet spot though. I’m glad they finally added actual graphics to Dwarf Fortress, it’s actually playable now. If the msdos installation process has better graphics then a game then that’s pushing things little too far imho.

How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.

If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn’t express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don’t know what is. I’ll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they’ve been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I’ll reconsider but even then probably not.

I hate this fucking country. I wish misfortune on everyone working in the drug test industry. Regular people who still believe in conserving thc discrimination in the workplace (via nonpsychoactive thc metabolic tests, no one should be working while drunk or high) are part of the problem.

If employers started unconditionally firing people over off duty use of alcohol and then colluded with each other so they’re ALL doing it so employees can’t just go somewhere else, this would cause, uh, well i think there’s a nintendo character for that.

shitty ask reddit. In this case it’s called shitty ask hilarious chaos. We need more quality text shitposting participants.

How dare OP not fork over hundreds of dollars to commission a human artist just to make a post on lemmy. Poor people like OP are everything that’s wrong with America. Simply choose to be rich. Geez what an asshole. Get him guys.

This is the sad truth. Americans care far more about forcing their ideology on others than they do about their own well-being. If people actually took a second to think “how will this fuck me over” instead of “but what if good things happen to the types of people I don’t like” then life would be a whole lot better for everyone.

I mean as much offense as possible when I say: making life harder just because it “brings people closer to God” is the wrong way to run things and always has been.

I kind of already did that all that stuff. During the pandemic I saw the writing on the wall: the united states is doomed to fail unless we get major reforms that are never going to happen.

I bought a cheap lathe. I then built a furnace and a burner. I then built an end mill out of scrap metal which I then used to build a forced air intake burner so I can melt stuff with less fuel. I’ve researched and experimented with electronics to the point I can build just about anything. Electric motors, computer logic, you name it. It helps that I have a computer engineering degree anyway. I found a decent way to produce my own double layer circuit boards which is going to pay off now that custom pcb services will become 100% unattainable by normal people. Right now I’m engineering a way to build a brushless motor controller, completely out of trash without buying anything of course.

I’ve learned how to make my own lead acid battery plates. I’ve figured out enough chemistry on my own to make all the bases and acids in at least some capacity out of stuff I can acquire for either free or really cheap.

I still have a lot to learn and a lot to do but i’m far enough along I can continue doing that no matter how much worse and more expensive society becomes.

I’m ready for the bitter fucking end of modernity. I’m not living like people did in the 1600s, period. And I definitely won’t be helping people who supported things I oppose.

People who believe that people with nonphycoactive thc metabolites in their system are less valuable than people that don’t are worthless pieces of human trash themselves. I’m not sorry, I just want to be allowed to be happy.

It wouldn’t HAVE to be endless suffering if it wasn’t for the majority of people living their lives for reasons besides than to be happy.

Making society and life in general more difficult just because “it brings us closer to God” is the wrong way to run things and always has been.

the only times i’ve ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you’re one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn’t figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

op either was unable to get hicolor graphics drivers to work or prefers the solid blue bar to the blue/light blue gradient. Back in the day this was known as being a noob. Now where did I put my dentures…?