If the world was just:

I’ve also said Donkey Kong for years!

It’s what I identify as on Grindr

We test every first Monday at 11am, but after the siren, there’s a voice saying that it’s a test, broadcasted over the entire city. It was pretty eerie the first time I heard it.

Game recognizes game

Where’d the bowl of petunias land?

Shit, I’ve been making mayo wrong. I’m not a very good cook.

Eggs aren’t important because they’re eaten directly, as much as they are as an ingredient. They are used in all kinds of doughs (think breads, crusts, pastries, buns, etc…). They’re also half of mayonnaise, which again, is used in a lot of things

General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.

Wrong!

Me:

Thats fair, but he has to start sending us photos then.

Bad tip: I know who it was.

Good tip: Don’t lead the target so much.

I ditched reddit for Lemmy during the whole API crackdown bs. I’ve only used Voyager, but it seems quite comparable to RIF, which is the only way I ever viewed reddit.

Don’t even need AI. Find the average length of employees’ responses - Fire everyone below the average mark. Doesn’t make any sense, but seems like the kind of metric Musk would use to fire people.

Have I got good news for you!

Why don’t we ask Jeff?

I just came across this gem:

Link to the artist: Remember Remember

X is 88 in decimal? Musk’s obsession with that letter finally makes sense

What people think Africa looks like:

What modern Africa really looks like: