In League With Seitan

You’re 43 and never played super Mario 2?

Directly. Numatic clearly said donations go directly to funding .ml since it’s used for testing updates.

it’s pointless to debate about it.

Good sir, this is the internet!

That’s just air escaping

Looks like he landed on Bart Simpson

Jesus Christ those hashtags

Thought that was a can of tomatoes on the lower right there for a second.

The toilet might hatch.

You haven’t lived until a cow licks your balls.

I suspect Elmo thinks he’s being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he’s burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

I think Tony stopped believin’

Try saying it out loud

They’re not Zs

Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!

Yeah, I know it’s from the show, I’m just not sure if people quote it sarcastically or if people actually think it’s deep or something.

Aren’t all circles flat, by definition? Or is that the joke…

Excuse me, that’s centre stage

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

That’s why I’m stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

It’s basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there’s a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?