Countermeasures are often created by encountering the problem rather than by any foresight

Yeah hearing the full phrase is fun. Like “speak of the devil and so he shall appear”.

The Onion has been in rare form recently

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.

I got transitions on my tiny frames, it just made me blind because plenty of sun came in from behind. Meanwhile my brother has aviator’s and his work great

I remember there being PUBG and some other twitchslop where the gas was neon green and exiting a moving car at any speed would down you. I think there was a third BR that was raging before Fortnite

I have a similar story where I thought Hades would be a nice edgy name. But everyone with a mic pronounced it Heyds. So I later changed it to Hadies and for some reason that worked

IIRC it was a joke mode to make fun of how popular BRs were.

Why is RPS calling this an Ocean 4X? The ocean literally shrinks as you play

I love the “Cartoon Department” sign. Every company should have that department

And now for the burn test

I think that’s Sims 3? So the game on screen might be a need for speed entry?

Someone called it a J’RPG and I can’t stop thinking about it

I received my strongest encouragement to never smoke when my high school history teacher said he hasn’t smoked in fifteen years but will see someone smoking and think to himself: damn that looks tasty

Darn, I love brown rice

Gross ups

I agree with your classification but reading nearly any recipe will contradict us

It’s such a fun gun. I wouldn’t say it’s the best at anything but it sure feels great to use

I hope there’s a Damascus/Wootz style skin

If you have a circle of friends, invite them to post pictures of one of their hands. You will quickly discover that every hand is rather different. One of my buddies had a lighthearted meltdown over it. Not because he was ridiculed but because the game “destroyed [his] mental framework for thumbs”