11am, I’m a lazy fuck.

Absolutely nada. I must’ve walked 100 miles looking. The Great Morel shows zero reports around my area (Knoxville) so I just assume the morels skipped us this year.

Yes! Ew! My best friend has a velour couch and she lays a blanket down for me when I come to hang out because I hate touching it. Also, carpet. I dry heave when I have to vacuum carpet, something to do with going against the grain. Ugh.

I’m a girl with plump hairy legs and I’m hot.

Picking. I’m pretty compulsive about it. Can really fuck things up if I’m nervous about an upcoming social event, as I end up with a puckered face, making it worse. Idk why I do this, a lot of times I’m not really even conscious I’m doing it until after the fact.

Lemmy users project their toxicity towards Reddit. This place can be quite hostile if you don’t echo the ‘correct’ ideals.

Them’s some good memes huh

I need someone to start posting a lot of celebrity snark. Like, low quality mean snark about rich cunts. I in no way will contribute, other than the odd carefully rationed upvote, but I will consume guiltlessly.

Hurry, now.

I hope things are better for you now x

I wanna be mad at these comments but they’re so true. I’m white and female, so maybe I’ll be fine. But it’s so fucking sad that this is the case. I’m not just worried for me, but for all the people who made this place home. A lot of minorities in that group.

Omg thank you!

He has like 30 something felonies and openly admitted to rigging the voting computers. The man could commit murder on stage and still somehow continue being president.

I can cut butter to the exact weight each time.

I need to learn this superpower. I have tried alternates but I can’t really afford the slow down that comes with the learning curve, but I’m also unemployed and broke now…

That’s easy, just cut your morel open and check if it’s hollow. Supposedly, I wouldn’t know…

Meanwhile we get shamed for not reusing the plastic containers we’re forced to purchase with our basic groceries.

May time and tide fuck a pres up the arse

That’s great. Harder to be the first 8 than the last 1000. Kudos to them

Morels are hard to find.

And what are you organizing instead?

5k estimated in Knoxville! I was there, it was bangin!