kreekybonez

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back and forth

Signal also features auto-delete for messages. They chose not to communicate through secure channels, and are actively trying to keep their shit out of the permanent record. These fucks are actively evading paper trails and transcripts because they know full-well how indefensible their crimes are.

sometimes you just gotta ask Jeeves

step 1 - tariffs

step 2 - ???

step 3 - profit!

that just sounds like a weird interview.

“you’re qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought”

if true, you dodged a bullet

and every leak stops, eventually

there’s a non-zero chance Miyazaki saw this painting at some point and quietly thought to himself: “yes, this will be a pivotal character that makes it into an intro”

it’s better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

yup, grew up always leaving a light on in the house when we were out. my dad always half-joked about putting “trash removal” signs on work trucks to keep people from sniffing around for tools to sell

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

you can’t force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.