Alex Hirsch! Created gravity falls and also gives amazing talks :)

See if you had pulled yourself up from the bootstraps you owned 50 years ago when just walking into a house meant you owned it you too could own 19 properties by now

However, that person is making £180k a year and bought their house with the coins pulled from their couch cushions and a firm handshake.

Buh, buh… my taste buds are more important than animal lives

Watch you don’t eat too much of your false dichotomy, you gotta leave room in your stomach for all that animal slurry :)

Equating people not being all good with the mass suffering and slaughter of sentient beings with religious fanaticism sure is a take, sure is interesting how hot it is it is so many places though wonder what a big cause of that might be?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4372775/ - keep on with your god given right to boil the planet though!

And with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.

Ain’t no folks enjoy a good ol’ mayo slip’n’slide no more

‘I know you’re upset, you have to know that those pixels were very shiny and I would have been sad for 3 minutes until the next distraction took over me’

I’m sorry onion, I know you’re trying

‘I slept with an investor!’ - (I cried myself to sleep imagining me fucking his wife)

SUGAR, WATER

It’s as good an excuse as any to wake up at all

I don’t think I could resist throwing first and seeing what happens after, I’d be betting chances are it turns into a full blown snow war the second the first snowball is thrown

Who cares what’s socially acceptable you go and find some friends to snowball fight with next time :D

They’re clearly moving too fast to answer

Human ride horse

What the fuck

Although I kind of agree with you, I feel like everyone knows when someone refers to this administration as being US in relation to extremely dumb shit at this point