My balls keep falling out the sides like too Much filling in a burrito

And they’re right. Little buggers best not let me catch ‘em in my chicken feed

I’m sure the president of the galaxy doesn’t mind

When you squint you’ll see that phrase is actually “fascist consolidation”

Amen brother. Anyone who says “that’s just the way it is” is giving up. That’s not the way it is, that’s the way it was MADE. By powerful evil people, and we can remake it.

Suspect unresolved childhood trauma

Reach in there and get my cat would you? Ya it’s the one that says bad ass mother fucker on it

Like trying to play as an evil character in an rpg but you just can’t go through with letting the village starve

Imagine being a Latino who voted Trump…

Forever my spirit animal

I’ve never engaged with Naruto in any mdeium but the amount of people online who say that Naruto had a boy crush on Sasuke is too damn high. Should have been canon!!

Based on the knowledge of Germany I’ve gained from mass media, the bears are likely in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town

This is my thought. If we’re living in some dreamscape, why is physics so ruthlessly inflexible?

I have to imagine it had the spirit of the Pepe Silvia incident

I don’t think awkward “social experiment” weirdos are a protected group

Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

first of all how dare you

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis